He’d look great mounted over a mantle

Like crabs in a bucket

Sure doesn’t sound like it from what I’ve read

You can take my werewolf bar mitzvah from my cold dead hands

My brother in law loves that show but I’ve always thought it was pandering at best and outright stupid most of the time.

I’m always reminded of this story when I think of Leopards ate my face

On Monday, the New York Times’s Patricia Mazzei published a dispatch from Marianna, Florida — a small, politically conservative town that depends on jobs from a federal prison and thus has been deeply hurt by the government shutdown. In the piece, Marianna residents grapple with the fact that President Donald Trump, who most residents support, is playing a role in the pain created by lost wages.

Most Marianna residents support Trump’s border wall, his key demand in the shutdown fight, and don’t blame him for the fight. But Crystal Minton, a secretary at the prison who is also a single mother caring for disabled parents, had a somewhat different reaction — one that reveals an essential truth about the core Trump’s political appeal.

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” Minton told Mazzei. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Crystal had her face eaten and I’m partly sad the leopard didn’t keep going because Crystal sounds like she probably deserves it

I still think it’s weird to be so annoyed with the number of stories posted about Musk that you join a community dedicated to complaining about it. Talk about living rent free in your head.

HAIL ZORP

I can’t think of an IP that has carried mediocre devs harder than Pokemon has.

To be fair I don’t think any of the Mario characters have much in terms of character development

That’s pretty cool of them

Waluigi is a sex offender in my head cannon. He gives me Charlie’s uncle from it’s always sunny vibes

Nobody hates their players quite like niantic. So glad I quit playing this slop a year or two ago.

Yeah maybe to their three mile island project. What a weird sentence. Just a few years off from our Weyland Yutani future

Gotcha, sounds like we’re measuring two different things then

79,000,000 / 2,550 = 30,980

Crumba wumba

Step 1b: get a novel virus named after yourself, patient zero

I just got an email from Reuters just the other day saying they’re implementing a paywall. Looks like they’re trying to find multiple new revenue streams

That’s roughly 30k for every employee laid off