The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

A pimp named Slickback

Let’s see the Roberto branch

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

Can confirm, am gender sublimating

“He won’t actually send you to death camps”

• People least likely to end up at the camps

Horseshoe crab blood is used to test vaccines for contamination.

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

My printer sits on an activated trapdoor above a shark tank. I’ve spent so much on printers trying to learn all the normal noises. Also sharks, turns out ink in the tank is not great for them.

Missing the astrology references and transphobic remarks

I read it as he’s performing a press check in preparation for shooting the person next to him.

Presumably, Bond did a bunch of shooting to get to the point where the comic starts. The gun is potentially dirty enough where failure to feed or extract may be happening. A simple push of the slide back enough to verify that he’s got a live round chambered might save him from having to resort to other methods to silence the other person in the comic.

Windows XP deciding not to boot one day and not being able to find the OEM recovery disk

Mobile bill goes up in any South American country, thanks CIA

Forget it Jake… Just forget it.

You’re in for a treat. True Lies would be at the very least in the top 10 for me personally, Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold both help keep the movie from being too serious compared to the typical 80s era stuff.

Last Action Hero is fun but wasn’t well received when it came out. Pokes fun at the over the top action movies that came before it. Actually surprised to see it on this list at all. Would still recommend it though.

Get rid of all the movies released in the 2010s, how anyone could claim to be an Arnold fan and rank any of them above True Lies and Last Action Hero tells me they never watched them and relied on garbage reviews to form their “opinion”.

Crowd II: The Struckening

Maybe they mean Tik Kok, Bytedance’ underground betting platform and masculine porn tube?

I think i got the black lung pop

Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton