Gymnospermae are older than duodecuos trees, granpa. They were here first.

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

The internet has ruined us all.

• Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
• Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
• Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
• Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.

File this under duuuuuuhhhhh

I’ve been reading stories about the return of airships all my life. Unless they make them weatherproof, it’s not happening.

I’ve used a kobo deluxe for several years and they’re great

Yeah, I never though actual humans could fall into the uncanny valley.

Thank you for this info, I will no longer skinny dip in grain silos.

Not everyone lives in a cyberpunk dystopia, there are state funded healthcare systems that mandate long term support for medical devices. Clown emoji yourself, buddy.

Can we have one positive news article without the gloom and doom, please?

You dodged a bullet, my friend.

Reverse Brexit

It doesn’t work that way. They have to apply for membership and go through the standard process. It’s not like they can snap their fingers and become a core member once again, until the next populist leader starts threatening to leave.

Mr. Gabriel sure got his money’s worth from his telegram, since we’re still circulating it 159 years later.

They can be a bit too much, but thanks to a billboard I found out that one of my favorite bands (Morcheeba) are playing in my city.

A problem that could be solved overnight by legislation. And yet, the consumers are to blame.

Why is discord so popular in non-gaming circles? People use it as a shitty, bloated and centralized IRC clone, with the voice fuction being completely ignored.

If the program’s author hasn’t bothered to properly document its function, then it has no business being on my machine.