Stardust that has to pay rent

Spherical in multiple dimensions

It’s even funnier when you need to reboot the car while driving, because the browser crashed and the interface became unresponsive

oh well

On that note: do not use these type of batteries for smoke detectors. Most will not be able to detect that the battery is about to die, and just stop working one day

Eh, close enough

Going to the Microsoft gym for all their life

Agreed. Putting sales tax on already very expensive bombs is just unnecessary

people still think that youtubers with 100k+ subs do all the work themselves

Edit: sorry people, santa is also not real

people are annoyed that he sold to a venture capital business

but then not realizing that so far, their quality improved, while also releasing more videos

like you hopefully do with all things you see online, right?

Missed a chance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jelly_Babies

someone forgot their meds

Relevant username?

we are just very fine sieves

Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind

You must visit weird zoos

i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i’m quite used to spicynes

that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point

It’s complicated

The threshold in proving that a party is democracy damaging is quite high

https://freiheitsrechte.org/en/themen/starke-grundrechte-fuer-eine-lebendige-demokratie/afd-gutachten

It’s discussed for years now, but it seems like things start to look good. Just don’t hold your breath that it will happen fast

Very small tweezers and a steady hand