Read this to my wife, telling her it’sa poem. She likes the wordplay, and the metaphors. It made her feel uncertain, uneasy.

Look up Edward Gorey!

The 2C family is quite something. I love this thought though, I mean why the hell not

I met my wife on… drumroll… FACEBOOK DATING yes I understand if anyone finds that hard to believe. But I think their dating service is fairly new (at least it was 4 years ago) and it didn’t charge me like other dating apps I’ve tried. My dad also found a his wife online, as well as 2 of my uncles. At least three of the four of us also went out socially and met women that way, just ended up trying out the online thing for shits n giggles and found success!

My advice would be to try stuff out for yourself! Just don’t expect to get a hit immediately. Using dating services takes a bit of a learning curve. You got this

I was just talking about this with my wife yesterday. It would be so nice if there was a small market in our suburban neighborhood

Cat is protesting the arrest! Meall mops meare mastards! Meow meow meow

Hi life!

Just wish it was only MAGAts getting the just desserts and the rest of us would be spared

They don’t even cook it?! As a vegan this is probably the most horrifying thing I’m going to see all day

I mean, you can smoke anything so why not?

My love for you is like a truck

My love for you is making fuck

STILL. DOWN. WTF

WA? DE? At least there’s a few states you can still be ok in…

And that’s why we take vitamin C!

He must not be an ambi-looker

The amazing thing is, that would actually solve all three situations.

In a bloody, slaughter sort of way, but still. Solved.

Wolves would have to be real hungry though

So that’s why it took so long! All the heroin!

Our names be similar like whaaaat

I second the motion!

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