Ah but Google is a giant company and as is U.S. law doesn’t have to fave consequences for anything

You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

Hey, that’s cheating!

Mosquitos are pollinators!

A stroppy bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

Can someone explain this?

That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…

spank me, tree Daddy!

"The better to secure mutual friendship and… intercourse 😉

2000% increase? DAYUMN. If that were true, which of course it isn’t, that would be wild

Ooo I know this! That avocado guy. My kids told me about it AND I LISTENED.

DAD AWARD HERE I GOOOOOO

What a bastard

Edit: don’t know how to do the spoiler that and don’t want to spoil it for everyone else

Atlas? That you?

I wish I had a tail in the first place!

My butt plug tail doesn’t wiggle the way I want unfortunately

As long as I get the “thank you for this” I’ll be ok!

Yes! Ranked choice voting. And get rid of the party system!

Ghost penis fish!

Here we come Newspeak and Doublethink!

Wait… the floating head of death isn’t real? My parents were LYING TO ME THIS WHOLE TIME!!!