Demetri Martin
Almost verbatim.
Rookie mistake brah. That’s why you gotta give it a little shake rattle & roll before you take the last few sips. Keeps the ice off their game and they forget to clump up.
Give it little double tap. On the table.
Rule #2: Double Tap
I’ve literally never had this problem in my nearly 40 years of life. 🤭
Room temp water gang represent! 🫠
Room temp water is the only way to go.
I second the motion!
this is why you should eat all the ice cubes as you drink it
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I think it works better if the last panel showed someone trying to get ice from a fridge in-door ice maker.
I always considered making the ice cubes and using them to have water on the rocks to be too much effort for very little benefit.
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I feel like maybe you don’t know how to drink water…which is actually fairly impressive that you’re fucking up something THAT simple.
I’m rescinding your invite to my party.
But I’m still invited, right? I was planning to bring homemade guacamole.
Of course!
Homemade guac rocks. I’m doing the homemade tzatziki.
OooOooO!
Yeah I’m a bit confused. Is this a real problem that people have?
I’d like to know if I have a hidden talent, so I can finally put something on my résumé.
“Water Wizard - 1995-present”
Ask a cat or dog how simple drinking water is.
