It’s only a matter of time until they decide it should do both and it makes a mess. Calling it now.

Slopzilla Slopfox 🙄

This isn’t going to end well.

While I’m holding a brick, yes

You’re forgetting the systemic pedophilia

He didn’t and doesn’t care.

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. - Clippy

Me too, the difference is you’re actually a blithering idiot. 🤷

I had you tagged as “Idiot” but you just leveled up to “Blithering Idiot”. Congrats!

Apple fans are weird.

No, it should hurt them enough. Obviously.

These protection payment level fines should also be getting punished for what they are.

One of us is braindead anyway. The first person who replied had reading comprehension, you do not.

I’d like to be wrong but the fine amount is going to be cost of doing business level like all the others.

The only way you’d get that moronic take is if you read less than half the words in front of you. Try again.

Shaking down Amazon for more protection money. Assholes all around on this.

Edit: Since a couple people have their heads way up there, this comment is calling out everyone involved as shitty. Hopefully having someone explain plain English is helpful, you know who you are.

The other shoe could drop.

Stupid people vote for someone stupid, stupid person does stupid thing, stupid people stupefied.

A house of cards built on top of ten other houses of cards. What could possibly go wrong.

It wouldn’t have anything to do with tracing transactions to North Korea being pointless and unactionable I’m sure.

Next they’ll save us from using radio waves unnecessarily with a headphone jack. 🤦‍♂️