Alas, not on a typewriter… Back to the drawing board!

Too bad Tesla’s don’t have that. Just cameras and machine learning.

I mean, it’s my revenge porn. I should be allowed to post it! /s

Why play a story mode when we could be buying shark cards in GTA 6 online?

What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?

Ah, Laura Loomer, 9/11 conspiracy theorist, does not represent Donald Trump she…

Checks notes

Was only invited to a September 11th ceremony as a guest of Donald Trump.

Every time I saw her announcement it was a linked Instagram post. Does she regularly post to Twitter?

And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.

Don’t forget Elon’s now-deleted tweet promoting this.

This guy wants non-US citizens to vote for TRUMP!!! STOLEN ELECTION!!!

How rude of the BMW to take the Ram’s spot!

Has your company been involved in some legally dubious activities and you typed up an email concerned about your legally dubious activities before you realize sending an email could be creating a paper trail so you delete the email to talk to someone in person?

I saw someone on mastodon say something like, “don’t tell your IT department not to use recall to protect employee or customer data. Tell your legal department that all your recall data can be subpoenaed for discovery.”

Future civilization will be adding glue to pizza once humanity rebounds

Ok. I get where you’re coming from, but what’s with the bathtub?

Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!

I think we should ask the true covid shot expert what his opinion is.

MAJOR ORDER COMPLETED

Use the Michael Jackson defense and go “it’s okay it’s just Jesus Juice”