John Constantine will inexplicably have long hair and a beard this time around.

I went to Godot so now Unity can’t hurt me anymore.

And even if Godot turns to shit I can either fork or stay with my current version.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart.

Fuck off Dick Cheney Three toes!

His voters think that he is the path to Christian Fascism- their only chance at it, in fact. They will overlook everything because they think they have no choice.

Fox news actually posted the “He’ll eat you for breakfast” line on their Youtube channel. I’m not sure they think that makes harris look bad or if they are trying to wash their hands of trump.

He always apologizes before pushing his next scam.

Can confirm, worked in a cow organ puppet factory.

“climate change is actually good because it’ll melt all this ice that’s in the way of our oil!”

“What the hell?”

Oh boy, it’s going to be that movie.

Baws people who are like, so cool and stuff, showing up to Minecraft land and showing the locals how it’s really done! IRL style! Yeah we have the IP and we’re making money off of it but we’re also going to constantly remind you that we’re too cool for this shit and make fun of everything that you, a fan of Minecraft, actually care about so that we can get cheap laughs from the livestock audiences who also inexplicably think they’re better than you! Doesn’t that sound fun?!

They look like college students who were told to act.

Alternative punchline: “we think we’re dark souls and you’ll die to random shit thrown at you off screen”.

That’s why you see the doctor.

It’s like peeing. Everyone does it, but if you do it 50 times a day see a doctor.

Hey, you can charge good money for a “butter rough”.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

At least half of the reason is that 2012 was roughly when a lot of millennials graduated from highschool and had to get jobs and pay bills and shit.

Morning cold pizza that you can just eat straight out of the fridge is ambrosia. It’s like a third of your problems for the day have been solved.

Tricksy little flat earthers!!

I’m not touching him with my bare hands.