I think all of that could be aided by putting the stick on a small ring, and then putting that ring on your larger key ring. Might help it not stick out as much

“cues me into worm mode”

Hmmm it’s almost as if men’s opinion on this matter shouldn’t matter nearly as much as women’s

No, I think that’s literally the point of the post. Insult the character, not the body. It dilutes your point

Right, I think the post is specifically trying to say that calling them insecure is fine, assuming things about their body can be bad even if you think it’s an asshole who deserves it. Like you already came up with a more creative and apt insult anyway, why throw body shaming into it?

You either really missed the point of the post, or are real bad at being funny. Least nuanced takes on the platform

We truly live in the parks and rec timeline

It’s even more insidious because these apps ask for the data upfront under the guise of “getting to know you better”

How can your AI girlfriend truly love you back unless you give it your real name, age, photos of your face, mother’s maiden name, social security number, and genetic material? /s

I’m not in the UK but I’m enjoying as well! Doom (2016) 100% run was incredible, even if the ID exec they had on didn’t really understand the spirit of the event