The way hollywood is going these days it just might be! :D

But why would a table think about those things? I sure don’t. It’d probably be more into like, bearing loads. I bet it likes when lots of people put full plates around its edge and doesn’t when you stand on the middle to change a light bulb

Me I’m more into alternative energy schemes

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Everything has feelings and intelligence. Even you, dumbass ;)

I would suggest reviewing the usage instructions on the packaging with your wife, but this is quite likely a part of why I do not have one :p

Teeny tiny individually packaged preportioned laundry detergent shooters

There are no words. I love them.

I took pride in my rock heap before seeing op’s well ordered and preserved inventory. Maybe I’ll go out and put a tarp over it today. Thanks

System bad, people good

But it might be the last, treasure each moment

*serfdom lol

Please leave it though, made me smile. Who isn’t sick of those tanned bastards waxing their boards and hanging 10?

Tired.

Social media following being a requirement for basic customer service really rubs me the wrong way

I;m thinking about thos beans

The worst socialism of all is when a comrade collectivizes my post

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/28356575

It depends on if the beetle can afford to pay

Main difference is the visual impact of thick white foam everywhere, secondary would be using less cause it looks like there’s more out. They’re a little silly imo

Can’t steal from a corpo

It’s “D”. Love the one you’re with :)

Dang, I can’t unsee it lol. Straight up gender swapped zuck. It’s mostly the soulless liar’s eyes that do it

Orange glow warm, blue glow cold