
i wish we still lived in these times. dreaming of a resurgence
/me slaps blkvvvs around a bit with a large trout
/takes it in stride cuz I’m old and got no fucks to give
I’ve been cornobbled!
What is this, mIRC?
Why? Why did someone feel the need to indiscriminately attack random strangers with a wet fish?
A fish-slapping dance you say?

Off to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest…
Wasn’t the trout thing a pIRCh thing? Or maybe it’s just that I used pIRCh before mIRC
Definitely was in mirc. Not sure if that was the origin, though
BitchX was probably first …

I have that exact picture of a trout saved on my laptop from… Probably around 2005
Peak username
Well I was saving it to incorporate into an avatar for a web forum, as was the style at the time.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay. I work all night and I sleep all day.
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Takes me back to the days of IRC and dialup.
slaps $name with trout
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been hit by a wet animal
Ow!
Rude.
*cornobbled by a wet trout https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cornobble
If you don’t whack at least 2 friends, Terry the trout will come and fuck up your couch cushions
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Woot! What do I win!?
A cat picture!!!111!!!Aww pretty kitty 🥹
Thanks, she’s a spoiled princess baby.









