ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

It’s almost like there’s no reason anyone in Hollywood should ever actually use real guns on set.

Turkey?

You definitely wouldn’t want to drink the water from any of those systems you’re describing though :)

None of those are mutually exclusive.

Haha, nice.

Maybe if we replaced the first use of koalas with “some bears”, the punchline feels like it hits a little harder.

Yeah, this architect still sleeps in a race car bed

That’s fair

In the tattoo artists defense, this is a brutally difficult part of the body to ink, and as a result, they likely haven’t had a lot of experience doing facial tattooing.

4D chess face

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Life uh…finds a way.

The way they counted time didn’t translate. Nobody lived to be that long at any point in human history. Never happened. We’d have some artifacts, records, etc. to suggest that. Cleaner air, better food, none of that matters.

This was purely a mis-translation of time keeping that the Christians ran with. Because they’re bad at math. And translating things. And anything having anything to do with real skills in the real world.

Yes, literally anything communicated or a plan would have been better. A fart in an enclosed room of crowded people would have been a better way to communicate than what this orange idiot did.

It can be very, very inexpensive for the costs of a court filing fee and a friend getting an online certification to officiate the wedding.

You get tax breaks while married, and a lot of things in life are easier when you’re married and sharing the same living space, bills, etc. The world has been built to make it more economical and easier.

It’s the getting divorced that’s expensive and sucks. As long as you can avoid doing that, or have a prenup in place, you’re good.

I think he’s referring to the assumption most have had since the 80’s when this started really taking off in a bad way, which was corpo-fascism as a dystopia. We were definitely heading in that direction, and still kinda are, but Trump just kneecapped pretty much every US corporation in one fell swoop, for absolutely zero gain.

Pretty sure it’s just users that disagree going and downvoting latest comments. At least for me, there was a MAGAt that didn’t like anti-trump stuff and gave me 1 downvote on everything I posted from that single comment, on backwards in my history for about a week or so.

I thought it was a bot at first, but then I realized it started right after my comment replying to him correcting him on his conspiracy theory stupidity cult nonsense. Everything posted after that comment received no downvotes.

ahh, that makes sense, thanks. Yeah, in what brief research I did, it does appear like there are a lot of mushrooms that aren’t safe for chickens and lizards, possibly due to their biological differences, but that there were still a good number of mushrooms they could eat.

The interesting thing you were alluding to is that they have some biological instinct to not eat shrooms because maybe it wiped a lot of them out at one point. That’d be super cool to link :)

That’s a cool fact, do you have a source I could check out and read through? I tried some light web searching but couldn’t find anything saying this.

Because they were likely the first mammals. So they’ve had ample time to evolve their cuteness.