And most of America was like, let’s do this again. Fucking idiots.

I already have guns, several of them.

Exactly. They seem to forget the regulations rhat were lifted for the railroad industry and the multiple train disasters as a result.

I really want to see his 1990 Dodge.

They have nap pods, full restaurants, and snack bars, and “fun” office spaces so you don’t want to leave the office.

Someone I knew worked there and wouldn’t actually buy groceries. He just at at the office for all his meals. He didn’t own a car. Rode his bike down or used public transportation.

It saved him like several hundred per month.

They know this and will try to use it as a way to suck you in and keep you in the office longer.

I cannot stop laughing at this.

I thought Apple lost this war already?

I wish. Maybe we should start one, ya?

Will network TV even exist in ten years? I imagine the boomers are holding the fort right now.

I did previously and had to wait until a weekday to talk to someone. It was a huge pain. Fuck those agencies.

They want you to buy their new games.

Google Chrome is about to be disabled? Got it.

Haha, the irony.

Poor practices. They focused on shorr term gains over quality.

Closer proximity to a mop probably.

I like it because I use it for MELT in general. Prometheus generally does metrics and if you want to include logs, traces and events, it becomes more cumbersome. With the Otel collector, I can just update my collector configuration to point to the various services.

I’m not saying OP can’t use what you suggested, just stating what I would use.

Starting at $50k…

I would use OpenTelemetry, Prometheus, and Grafana…

He’s hilarious!

I saw it before I heard anything from the Internet. Snd let me tell you, it was rather terrible and hilarious at the dame time.