THEY’RE IN MY EYES!!

*Blyat-jack.

It’s an Ethernet port. For some reason Apple decided <···> is the glyph to use for that.

Oh, you’re one of those shills for the shoe-leather industry! 😜

Urban Dictionary from 2007 disagrees.

Shout-out to my fellow 1980s kids who played the first Final Fantasy and named their Black Mage character “ORKO” because it just felt right.

Just the other day I saw a Tesla with a bumper sticker stating “I bought this before Elon went crazy.”

I’m pretty sure that’s the telephone number of a flat in Islington where I once went to a party…

The artist’s shop has prints of this comic but not stickers, but he has other stickers of his work. Maybe he’d entertain a request to do some stickers of these.

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I think I read that fanfic.

At Elon’s Tesla robots are secretly humans, and at Elon’s Twitter human users are secretly bots.

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AMD and Intel are well-matched competitors right now except for AMD having some money.

My mourning routine is generally to dress less colorfully than usual and gather with others who knew the deceased to commiserate over our mutual loss.

Vacuuming is too out of character, you need to get under the sink and do some plumbing.

EDIT: Scratch that, I just remembered Luigi’s Mansion. Vacuuming is canon after all!

Hope that person with the jerry cans is replacing their emergency gasoline often enough, that stuff goes bad pretty quickly even if it manages to stay uncontaminated out in the shed.

How many times the cost of a comparably-sized Trojan TV did that run you?

One of the students’ names who did this was in the non-paywalled chunk of the article. A news search for that name brings up a ton of links about the story.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=AnhPhu Nguyen&iar=news&ia=news