Step 1 delete your X account.

Box office isn’t everything, not anymore. They’ll make it back in collectible trash they sell to incels

They spent less than they pay their ceo

“Starring” Stuart Wellington of The Flophouse!

Mickey Mouse with elephantiasis

I have not been able to get past 10 minutes of aggro drift, the visuals are so irritating

Gladly, cut your micro pecker off and send it my way

Eli Roth is a right wing Zionist pro-genocide piece of trash, and I am glad his movie is tanking.

Nancy, still the best

We? Are you in congress being lobbied by Alphabet and Meta?

~25 billion in funding and they need my phone…

The ability to commit a crime is now a crime. Sounds like more USA grade propaganda.

Being an actual cannibal is expensive. But really, Spez eats people.

It worked for Twitter, right…. Right…?

Tesla already has the highest accident risk, are they trying to increase their lead?

In other news: stop using Netscape

But she doesn’t blast it on her speakers because it isn’t funny

If I looked like him I would have to be high all the time too

Life finds a way

I read somewhere that Reddit cannot advertise on its sexually explicit subs, so I use Reddit exclusively for smut. Lemmy for all my non-smut needs