I loved Batman Forever and I still listen to the soundtrack.

Thingu

This one!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

The best combo!

The original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.

What? Isn’t the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?

Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?

No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

Ahh, how shall I do it? Oh, I know!

I’ll have Taylor Swift sign a guitar, a harmless little guitar! And then, I’ll put that guitar in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, then I’ll auction that box to myself and when I win it…

AHAHA! I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

It’s brilliant brilliant brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Not if it’s well done!

for a taco bell wrapper that she doesn’t eat

Does she usually eat the wrappers?

The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving… where Jack goes into the turkey tree!

Hugs from an internet stranger!

He’s just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.

ADHD contains twelve “r’s”

Time to go fishing, baby

Yeah Bender, me too! I’m literally angry with rage!

I’m new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn’t listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn’t plugged into the computer.