Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
-brought to you by terrible advice duck or whatever

‘If god really loves you he’ll rape you and leave you pregnant at 14 so you can go give birth in a barn.’

RIP MAG. Never forgotten.

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

Haven’t they been a year away from production since like 2009? I stopped following their developments at some point because it had been long enough back then.

They know these games sell systems. This and another recent headline about PS+ titles being Sony exclusives costing the company amount or whatever…
They know a huge part of why these projects are worth the cost is outside of sales of that game and as a mechanism to maintain market dominance.
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Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?

It’s tidally locked to earth. Earth isn’t tidally locked to it. Happens slowly due to gravity and differential mass. Relatively stable satellites end up tidally locked given the time. Pretty sure lack of water/liquids/atmosphere hastens the process.

Limitless only for the same visit. 1 customer per reaction.
No repeat visits or sharing allowed!

Turns out they were all name_NULL’s children killing each other. On a long enough timeline, provided progeny survive, it’s inevitable.

Look up how to quickly disconnect the batteries before you go hunting, so you can do that before you get them home.

How are they supposed to make the unimaginably big number go up ever faster if they’re not taking all they can from everyone at once?
It’s an optimization problem. Their fiduciary responsibility and raison d’etre is to solve it.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-smell-of-newborn-babies-triggers-the-same-reward-centers-as-drugs-58482/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3029708/

Also, baby smells get you high and promote warlike behavior and ethnocentrism. Don’t forget those.

Been around for ages. They’re usually outfitted as small lorries, catering trucks, moving vans, small fire engines, ambulances, tow trucks, etc. It’s pretty rare to see one as a consumer vehicle.

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Civil war didn’t happen when Gore “lost” on some technical bullshit, it’s not going to happen anytime soon.

She wasn’t teaching the science of biology at that point. She was teaching her own thoughts and feelings and should have been removed from her position.

Except for the children of the rich. Those adult children we’ve somehow allowed to reign over us in the real world and torment us in modern actuality.

In the beginning, humans were dumb as fuck. They still are, but they used to be, too.