You don’t need to lick the hair. Part the hair then get in there. #lifehack

He has a hat.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt here and degender it. Still fits with the comic.

Funny how the focus here in the comments is on privacy and the behaviour of victims. Explained by a bunch of logical men. Lmfao.

I see where you’re at with the “too emotional”.

I’m look both ways before I cross the road and I’ve never been hit.

I have been subject to male shittiness (catcallling, groping, abuse and physical abuse when rejecting advances) and I still go about in the world but I will mitigate my risk by keeping myself as safe as possible (let friends know where I am, be on the phone, don’t wander around in the dark dressing how I would choose) pulling out the fawn flight or fight when required.

Do you see the imbalance here? The media do not make more of male violence on women than there is. It’s not sensationalised, if anything it is downplayed. We barely hear about any of it. https://www.unodc.org/documents/data-and-analysis/statistics/crime/UN_BriefFem_251121.pdf

I sent this to my scientist as meme sharing love language and he’s gone on an enormous rant about how wrong it is. That’s the last time I try and share anything ionic. (Although apparently sharing ions is fine etc etc blah blahrant)

Nodding off in a chair after a big meal.

Just need some extroverts and we’ll be fine.

exactly. :(

I saw a tiktok recently with an american explaining that people just don’t finish the course of antibiotics so they have an emergency stash. FACEPALM.

Playa in a “is this me or another aspect of being chronically ill” way.

Good bot