Orrrr your Smurf account is for when you’re drunk and you don’t want to try

Don’t forget Zyns!

This guy gets it. Top to bottom the entire system is designed to exploit workers. Little or no social safety net, worker protections, time off even for new mothers. We have a two party system and electoral college explicitly designed to veto inconvenient votes. Our public school system is designed to condition you to work on a factory floor with a bell telling you when and where to be. We have the largest prison population in the world because slavery is an acceptable “punishment.” All of it is kept running by an Enormous propaganda machine the very real threat of homelessness which most Americans are only a few missed paychecks away from.

This is a normal closed eye hallucination level 1 on this Wikipedia page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed-eye_hallucination

Well well well if it isn’t the direct consequences of my own actions. No, clearly it’s a conspiracy against me. Pam!

This has nothing to do with nostalgia and everything to do with tv and movie executives being unwilling to make anything without an ipo

Is there another way?

And it makes your tummy feel better. Bismuth master race

Ohhhh this is the bad place

It’s because we know you didn’t go to school in America

ADHD is like doing everything with your non dominant hand

Then once in a while you use all six asses on one thing at a time getting two weeks worth of work done in a single day.

S

This isn’t a fractal though it’s moreso a crystal

My baby picked em out!

I love em! I’ve had them on my desk for days already but they still have that toasty sunflower smell. That little girl made me feel so special, I hope she does it again.

Car no go space, car no fly.

JD Vance

https://youtu.be/thOifuHs6eY

Look at me, I am the mayor now