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Kittybeer@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

This picture really sells it

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This picture really sells it

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Kittybeer@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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Not that it’s the most desirable property to buy in the first place: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3204-Oak-Ridge-Rd-Vicksburg-MS-39183/78102111_zpid/?

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    Does the toilet look to long to anyone else?

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      It’s a bariatric toilet and the image is weirdly compressed.

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        I had to Google that but, apparently, that’s definitely a thing. I suppose I should have realised that with bigger arses come bigger toilets.

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      The image is compressed vertically.

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        Pity, I was hoping for long toilets to be a thing for some reason.

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          For when you had too much fiber and get the exact amount of Courics.

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      I think the picture is stretched but some toilets in the US have a pronounced oval shape.

      because

      For our big 🍆

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        I’m British and meat two veg is like everything else over here, modest. We’d not want to make a fuss with overly-large genitalia. And we thought you Yanks had such big cars because you were over-compensating for something. Apparently not.

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          They’ll grow when you liberate yourself from monarchists.

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            I’ve just thrown all my tea in river. When can I expect my over-sized genitalia?

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              bruh

              LOL this Brit has no tea

              You gotta get with the times, we’ve moved on to smashing K-Cups.

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