Dildos will be illegal in our christo-fascist future.
Pls mark this NSFW. I almost got caught looking at corn.
when the stock photo company wants to cover all possible scenarios
I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it’s a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she’s used in something, it weirdly feels right.
That shit was hilarious, until Wendy’s started making posts on Twitter about cranscanning their corn, then it got old.
Once the brands start putting pineapples on their head…
Edit: removed stray apostrophe from “brands.”
She eats corn the long way
“I just think they’re neat”

This actually exists: https://cornhub.website/
I saw this at a music festival lol

Tap for mild NSFW

Can we tag the post nsfw please?
I put the 2nd image inside a spoiler
My client didn’t render that spoiler
Rending your client will spoil it.







