• Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    As an eight million year old ape, I believe they could do a better job being clear about what they meant.

    • Well, if I’m remembering correctly, humans’ branch of the hominoids branched off from the other apes 15-20MYA, so you’re actually over twice as old as you think!

      Unless you’re sensitive about your age, then you can be 8MY old if you want.

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        Wikipedia says “The last split, between the human and chimpanzee–bonobo lineages, took place around 8–4 million years ago, in the late Miocene epoch,” but what do they know? Also, I’m a known fool, so I could be reading it wrong.