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Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Imagine if this was a real book

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Imagine if this was a real book

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Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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    I’d be content with just “No Thanks” so we can get rid of the stigma people feel when they hemm-haw around when being proselytized to.

    The Berenstain Bears simply say 'No Thanks' to Church

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      That’s from the other, better timeline unfortunately.

    • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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      Look up the Satanic Temple. I think it fits better.

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        Do you mean the satanic temple?

        https://thesatanictemple.com/cdn/shop/files/COS_Vs_TST_Infographic_img.jpg

        • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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          Indeed. Fixed it

        • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The second point from the bottom is weirdly specific.

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            Yeah, LaVey (Church) had a bunch of weird stuff in his writings, including the salad dressing test in The Satanic Witch.

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    It’s Berenstain, not Berenstein.

    • zcd@lemmy.ca
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      Some of us are from the Berenstein timeline

      • rothaine@lemm.ee
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        Hi! I’m from the Berenstein and fruit of the loom cornucopia timeline. How are you?

        • zcd@lemmy.ca
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          Still wishing they hadn’t turned on the LHC How about you?

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            Hey it could be worse, in my timeline they did a crossover with the Little Critter’ series and neither ever recovered. Allowing the Mr. Men to inherit the earth.

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      its also Cumstein, it’s always been cumstein

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      Definitely Bernstein.

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      Berenst-e-i-e-i-o-n.

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      You can see where the ‘a’ got turned into an ‘e’ through the sloppy photoshop job.

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      Do you also write Albert Einstain just because its spelt similarly?

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    How can the Christian god be monotheist, and claim they are the only god, if one of his rules is “you shall have no other god before me”. Doesnt that imply there are in fact n>1 amount of gods?

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      If the other gods were so fake, why did he have his people genocide them all?

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    The lord of darkness accepts all, without ceremony or sacrifice.

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      Except Bill. Fuck Bill.

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      Just need to duck under some water that a paedophile has said some magic words over

  • El_guapazo@lemmy.world
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    What evangelicals see when they go to the library or public school.

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    That kerning is painful.

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