Practice funny voices and learn a few songs to sing. A lullaby, a wake up song, a hello song and a goodbye song. Diaper changing song, mealtime song… You can make them up. I sang most things when they were little.

Yes

Sure you do. Addict.

Ew. Instagram…

They don’t want them in there long enough to make any real changes

I didn’t see any budgetary constraints in the scenario.

You’ll probably want about 1/2-3/4 acres in which to build your family’s home and have some ground to work.

You can put the hosue at the rear of your property.

Now do 1810 thru 1961!

Can this be bumped up?

What’s a Jawa’s favorite specific word banned by the BBC that the comedians used for a gag in the “Chemist Sketch”?

!Semprini!<

Wait. Shopping stops?

Yum! Ooey gooey! Delicious!

Hypothetical sex is the best

The taller it goes the more they’ll have to value human life.

Where?

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Go for it. Do it one day a week for a while to see if you like it. You will.

No. It’s Today I Learned.

And Shrek found a nickel!

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