No, YOU can’t put that in the bin, old man!

This is so med.

Nope. My car had not mechanical defects at all but cost $23k to repair when the battery failed.

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

Who lives on a plane?

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

More than 20 minutes

Holding my breath from now on.

Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a64d2903-bdc6-4b86-bf12-bd89c09d06aa

You’re just making it worse.

I would tell you but the men in black would stop m

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

I always thought the frog said ribbit (for her pleasure).

https://youtu.be/c0NdwzdOLkE?feature=shared

Motorcycle doors are made of puddles of wood.

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON’T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?

Selling penis tattoos of Steamboat Willie. Inquire within.

Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, “No, I’m just browsing”.