• theangryseal@lemmy.world
    141·
    9 months ago

    For fun (and I need to make a video), I say to my toddlers,

    “What does the cat say?” “Meow, meow” “What does the dog say?” “Woof, woof!” “What does the chicken say?” “Bock bock bock” “What does the cow say?” “It go, moooooooo” “Great job! What does the Yoko say?” “Ayyyeee ayyyeeee ayyyeeee ayeeee”

    I know it’s cheesy but it’s could die laughing every time.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    121·
    9 months ago

    this reminds me of a joke that got my nephew into hot water.

    Back in the age of “the [animal] goes [whatever]” stuff. I think it was kindergarten? anyhow. I told a joke.

    What does the Cat say?
    Meow!!

    What does the Dog say?
    Woof Woof!!

    What does the Cow say?
    MOOO!
    NO!!! Cow goes “Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle”!

    Yeah, his kindergarten teacher might have been one of the more… uh… hostile… vegans. He may have repeated the joke to her.

    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
      21·
      9 months ago

      My daughter had a similar experience happen just after going through a drive thru where she got some chicken nuggets.

      Cow says moo, Pig says oink,

      Chicken says (then she just smacked her chicken nuggets really loudly)

      It was cute and I’ll remember that for as long as my brain will let me