Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies
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Gaming@lemmy.world•What is your personal favorite multiplayer game and what is it's fatal flaw?English
4·5 months agoLeft4Dead
Fatal flaw: Versus mode (PvP) with random strangers is almost always awful. Only well-balanced teams of roughly equal skill can have a good time, which is unlikely when playing with randos.
As opposed to the co-op campaigns where it’s OK if some players are better than others because we’re all on the same team and a good player can carry several n00bs.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
81·5 months agoIt could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If one were so inclined, could you take your plot of land, parcel it up into 1-meter-squared (or smaller) sections, and sell each of those sections to different people/companies?English
26·5 months agoThese are known as souvenir plots. Generally, you aren’t buying the land, but rather you’re buying a contractual right to prevent the actual owner from developing the land.
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Not the Onion@lemmy.ml•Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace PrizeEnglish
19·5 months agoFrom what I can tell it’s a tweet in which they “recommend” his nomination, rather than nominate him themselves.
While members of national legislatures are allowed to nominate people for a Nobel prize, national governments per se are not.
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Technology@lemmy.world•How do I save an entire website?English
13·5 months agoTry HTTrack: https://www.httrack.com/
Terrible technique. Everyone knows it’s left hands only.
You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•why do some people (when not speaking french or not a french speaker) put a space before an exclamation or question mark?English
18·5 months agoDo you mean before? Putting a space after is pretty standard.
What is love?[space] //afterversus
What is love[space]? //before
We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Bought a Bluray Disc. Sony still tracks you.English
2·6 months agoSome have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Bought a Bluray Disc. Sony still tracks you.English
7·6 months agoMine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents.English
30·6 months agoA flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.
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LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•Did you even say 'thank you'?English
19·7 months agoI was taught that the point of a thank you note is to get your name in front of them one more time. It’s a form of advertising; they might have done 5 interviews that day, 5 the previous day, and have 5 more scheduled for tomorrow. You want them to remember you over the next person who has the same qualifications.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I could get that for you, but I won't.English
23·7 months agoI have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What actually came first? The chicken or the egg?English
2·7 months agoDefine “chicken”
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCEEnglish
191·8 months agoA standard reference model in 3d modeling.








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