They forgot the most important thing: Lead poisoning

“Where’d you learn how to park, circle-ville?”

I’ve never seen such a perfect user name

One at a time, kids; Get in the pho queue.

Well yeah, she’s rich

I really want to know what you’re talking about. I have a Motorola phone and it doesn’t do these things.

They swore to their fathers they’d never use it

The old JP Morgan reach around

MilliMega

I would have loved more del Toro and Perlman but it was still pretty good.

To me it felt like one of those movies where everyone decided to hate it before it even came out.

Hellboy doesn’t belong on this list at all.

At least she can’t breathe his air out there

I just love this response so much

This puts the win in Windows

Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.

omg I forgot 😞

Canada’s biggest embarrassment

Oh shit I take it back

There is no way the design took two years and required supercomputers

Is-even and is-odd are the stupidest packages ever written. Except for all the others that guy wrote.