I adopted my dog from the local shelter. They had to remove the tip of her tail because she had a happy tail so bad that she had bone deep cuts. They had first tried to stitch the wounds, but she popped the stitches and made the wounds worse. Thankfully, she doesn’t have the happy tail affliction anymore. I guess that ‘happy’ is a misnomer. Her excessive tail wagging was more of a stress/anxiety behavior.

$2000?!?! I got charged $3000 for a 15-minute EMS transport. They didn’t even perform any medical care.

My nephew just took his first steps the other day. The lazy bum only got through two and a half steps before giving in to gravity. NOT fantastic.

Plain or not, vanilla is common. According to this comic, you will die when your body hits the bottom.

“At will” and “right to work” are two different laws. You accurately described “at will employment.” “Right to work” laws make it illegal for unions to mandate the dues that you would pay them. It effectively defunding and disempowering unions.

According to Wikipedia, “In the context of labor law in the United States, the term right-to-work laws refers to state laws that prohibit union security agreements between employers and labor unions. Such agreements can be incorporated into union contracts to require employees who are not union members to contribute to the costs of union representation.”

Technically, necromancers give the gift of undeath.

Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?

Je suis americain. Please cook my steak again.

I haven’t chosen a spouse yet. I decided Data would try to date everyone all at once to learn more about human relations. We are still working on getting them all to 8 hearts.

Star Trek:TNG × Stardew Valley.

I’ve already made this crossover. In my head Canon, Data is using the holodeck to learn about Earth’s agrarian culture.

How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash.

there’s no way to opt out

Yes there is a way to opt out. Just opt out of Facebook and Meta products all together.

I’ve noticed the same issue on many posts. I am using the app, liftoff. If I just refresh the page all the missing comments load. I don’t know if this works on other apps or in your browser, but it works for me.

I see the same thing. However if you go to the link to this post on kbin.social, you can see the other comments. It’s weird. https://kbin.social/m/technology@lemmy.world/t/371933 Edit: the hyperlink won’t display properly in this comment. You have to copy the whole link and paste it in your browser.