TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoShould we consider Jesus a zombie?message-squaremessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up1196arrow-down1message-squareShould we consider Jesus a zombie?TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square68linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 year agoSo is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 year agoHoly Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoAnd Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
minus-squareThavron@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWhat do condoms have to do with anything?
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoHe’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
minus-squareSteve@communick.newscakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoClassic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains. They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will. That could apply.
minus-squares1ndr0m3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoJesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
minus-squarehuginn@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoGotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoHe was a high level cleric, obviously.
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoFake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoJesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
What do condoms have to do with anything?
He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
Classic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains.
They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will.
That could apply.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
Oooh, good point.
He was a high level cleric, obviously.
Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
Where phylactery?