Imagine the drama of Black Widow spiders who are Lesbians…
Dine out before you eat out
Some spiders bring a fly or another insect for their mate to avoid getting eaten.
That guy has a spider fetish. I’m not sure black widows even eat pasta.
Boiling spaghetti water. That like hotdog water?
It’s like almond milk, oat milk or soy milk. But when milking spaghetti, the liquid is so clear that we just call it spaghetti water.
If that happens when milking spaghetti, I suggest resting a few days.
Hot ham water
So watery. 🤤 And yet there’s a smack of ham to it!
I guess the broth after you cooked spagetti?
Only relevant if you are married to Scarlet Johansson
Oh, that makes sense now. Ryan Reynolds just got tired of being the one to cook.
If the spaghetti doesn’t work he has the boiling water to throw before fleeing.
Damn near spit pizza out. Pizza! That’s a legit lol. Great share, thanks!
