- cross-posted to:
- anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de
- cross-posted to:
- anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de
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Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
Which one is which?
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall
I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin’ washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
You can literally see his beer belly, what are you on about.
Carlos is a master of deception!
Lmao. Fair enough xD
Those are some nice slip-ons
Idk… is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j
Carlos is 5 meters.
Carlos
That ain’t nothin on Great A’Tuin
Of course you don’t get giant turtles that small
Ssh, you’ll give the flat-earthers ideas!
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
And my axe!
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
If your axe melts, maybe you’re using the wrong metal
Thank you Carlos, very cool
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
Pretty sure he’s just been hung vertically. For we know he’s a stuffed exhibit
He’s just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn’t the only one.
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
…his name is Carlos.
I’m gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.
With a slinky for scale.
