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I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.
Did they put antimatter bagel on the everything bagel?!
Yes.
For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.
I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like “what the fuck is this movie about?”
And for those of us who don’t? Need source please…
Everything Everywhere, all at Once
Learn Buddhism, specifically the concept of everything.
Here is a basic start. https://philosophiesoflife.org/buddhist-philosophy/
Bro you did not just answer someone asking about comtext for a funny image from a meme by telling them to learn a whole-a*s philosophy
They asked and they received.
The bagel !
Sucked… into…
(sharp inhale)
a bagel.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe
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I can just add protein by adding ground beef to my mixture.
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Extra flavor.
I don’t need all the purposes, I need just one. Get me the universe bagelling flour.
That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.
My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.
He’d have to defeat the AI paperclip maker first
All hail the Bagel!!!
