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minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoAre you getting paid to pet cats? Where do I apply?
minus-squareno surprises@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoPet cats until you find the one who will agree to pay your bills.
minus-squareOtome-chan@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agomost cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.
minus-squareNepenthe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoCat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoMy cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.
minus-squareOtome-chan@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoMy joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.
Are you getting paid to pet cats? Where do I apply?
Pet cats until you find the one who will agree to pay your bills.
most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.
Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.
My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.
My joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.