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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

What a catch.

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What a catch.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    The poster of the ragebait is the same person taking the screenshot. This is just fantasy fiction shit designed solely to post in their echo chambers.

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      Can this be bumped up?

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        Juiced up?

    • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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      While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I’m inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe “stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys” was icing. It’s just too perfectly ragebait.

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      I feel like he wouldn’t like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho

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      As much as I want to pull the pitch forks… I don’t think it is.

      Someone sent me the un cropped one a few days ago.

      This isn’t me in the post either.

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    …wait did you post this about yourself?

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      Content creator!

      • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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        Unless im misreading this lol but it looks like it to me

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        Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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          No. I saw the post in another group that was making fun of him so I shared it here.

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        Ooh, good catch.

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      I think she joined to spy?

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        But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol

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          Ah yeah I didn’t blow up the thumbnail. 😬

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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          No, this was a screenshot in another group I’m in that was posted today. I’m not in the group.

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            But whoever originally took the picture is the person that posted the weird ad right? Or is that not what that means on Facebook dating?

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    celibate while sinale […] watchina porn

    Are those real words?

    No needles, apart from steroids. Just as God intended.

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      Are those real words?

      For people stuck with that obvious level of (dis-)intelligence? I’d say yes.

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    @BonesOfTheMoon must have been fighting them off with a stick

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I’m horrified to find everyone thinks this is me. I’m also sad that Lemmy thinks I’m a boy.

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        On the internet, everyone thinks you are a white man until proven otherwise

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          In the fediverse, your pronouns are fae/faer until proven otherwise

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        I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you’re a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes… It’s just basic science.

        :P

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    Wow. Just wow.

    I’d love to know what this person looks like.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        The ad doesn’t say “should look like Ivanka”, but then, it doesn’t say “must not look like Ivanka”, either. Hmmm.

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        Euww.

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      Well, I’d guess they’re at least in their 30s…

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    steroids for gym use only

    None of those legitimate medicinal uses, like assisting your lungs against infection/irritant, or any of that weak shit. I guess.

    Edit: oh this is fake shit posted by the person taking the screenshot. Who is an idiot. Shame on OP

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    A true romantic! 🥰

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    At least he’s honest?

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