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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

"She's so interested in my boring defense contractor job!"

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m locking this. I removed an entire thread of comments because I understand how both sides could think they’re right and it’s getting reported. No one is banned.

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    The actual last thing you see before leaking state secrets…

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      Well memed.

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        ✊ the struggle is real

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      “lul not like you losers have any actual clearance”

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    Lies. Last thing you see is a WarThunder forum comment claiming that the radar cross section of a F-22 is about the size of a golfball, and you know for a fact that in most directions, it has a radar cross section comparable with a bumble bee.

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      At this point there’s no way the dev team of war thunder is anything but spies.

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        I’m not a spy,and I’d enjoy the hell out of running that.

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          Ok so just find a government to sponsor you and you’ll be running it in no time.

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    that actually happened to one of my acquaintances a couple of years ago. hooked up with some girl at drone convention and she got arrested shortly afterwards for spying. he saw none of it - just got informed later on that he was about to get the honeypot treatment due to his work. dude was so scared he went ballistic on his digital footprint and won’t even talk to you if there’s any mic’ed device in his vicinity. if i ever saw a man “scared shitless” that was it

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      I heard of the same on Reddit that a guy’s ex-girlfriend was a spy.

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        that’s even worse.

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    If she thinks I’m not atleast seeing the tiddies before I commit treason she has another thing coming.

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    The worst part is when they’re girl-next-door natural beauties like this.

    Your brain can say no to an obvious escort/Victoria secret model suspect, but when your animal brain starts shutting down your frontal lobe with “Oh my god, she’s the one!!” malware you’re screwed lmao

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      One smile from a girl like that and the brain melts. I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

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        I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

        I don’t think that’s the way it works. Be in a healthy relationship so you don’t fall for it maybe, but we aren’t dead here.

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    I’m in the wrong industry.

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    That’s weird. That doesn’t look like a Signal chat.

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    “SecWarCrimes has invited you to a Signal chat”

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    Jokes on her, most of my country’s military resources haven’t been updated since the Boer War.

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      What about all the sweet guns you took from the Prawns?

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    Seems to be Elliye Gold / juasicko, artist, both musical and painting, and influencer.

    • https://www.youtube.com/@Elliyetheonly
    • https://www.instagram.com/elliyetheworld/
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      So this means I can safely date her ? I’m relieved, thanks !

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        She’s got top level lemmy clearance. Should be good.

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        Yes, no issues besides her saying no haha

        Or it’s a super clever ruse. Long term sleeper agent in New Zealand with a Korean background cover story 😄

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      Da real mvp

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      Getting way too close to the thin border of stalking ngl.

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        She’s a public person trying to get an audience and I’m pasting links to her public profiles. I think you need to doublecheck your logic.

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    The guy in question

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      Roddy Ho is that you?

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    what’s to stop one from benefiting from the honey pot, but feeding them false information?

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      I used to work for a large defense contractor as a consultant. The best way to damage China would have been to let the spies see everything and hope they implemented the same fucked-up shit over there.

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        Unironically tho

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      Describe the technical specifics of your job in a way that misleads them as to the actual information you’re working with, but that won’t be immediately obvious to an expert that’s potentially even more familiar with the source material you’re working with than you are.

      It’s just hard to keep that kind of lie going - it’s not impossible, but fooling someone with an entire intelligence agency requires a whole lot of both luck and planning.

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        There are very few optimal ways to do something. There are an infinite number of wrong ways.

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      apparently counterintel is really hard to do, according to some other lemmy comment i read before somewhere.

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        it is case-dependent. not every honeypot operation is about gaining intelligence. some are just to discredit someone.

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      The honeypot idea probably does rely at least in part on you not knowing that’s what it is so, if you for some reason thought that was happening then… Nothing is stopping you. I guess you could operate on the assumption at all times but that’s going to be difficult especially when they’re trying to extract the information from you in a way that doesn’t seem like they’re trying to do that so you’d have to maintain your facade and chicken feed story in response to even the most banal things that don’t seem like they’re probing. There’s also the fact that you would now be aware of the forces you’re dealing with and also the potential blowback to you if you’re wrongly suspected of colluding or being less smart than you in fact are.

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      That’s absolutely been done before, giving spies false information. Not sure if it’s ever been done via honeypot, who knows.

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    And then the twelve colonies are destroyed in a surprise attack.

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      Solid reference

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      Cmon, I say “OK Boomer” ONCE and trillions die? Unfair!

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    Damn, I should learn some state secrets to leak.

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