Well played. You win. This round.

That’s why I set up a tent around the seat for me and whoever I go with. If anyone questions the noises I just yell " squatters rights!" and start kicking.

I do think it would be more difficult ting if it was a sinister tetrahedron, the most evil of shapes.

I’ve found some really, really weird art besides the dumpster behind my building, and the steady stream of old electronics has really helped in learning how to solder.

You don’t even need to open up a dumpster honestly.

I’m with you on the value of platonic female friendships. Miss me with banging s dude though. And you make a wonderful point about having intense, passionate, no strings attached sexually charged, animalistic flings with women in their mid 20s.

You’re right, I should have some purely physical, no strings attached flings with multiple women in their mid 20s.

Yeah. I was broke af when I made my statue. It’s mostly… I guess technically mortar. Cement and sand and burlap and chicken wire. Cement is not expensive.

So you’re saying I should make a point of banging wom n in their mid 20s?

This is all good advice, but even if you don’t follow it at least part of the issue isn’t that you’re alone, but what you’re doing while you’re alone…

Like. Years ago I decided to build a nine foot tall statue in the living room of my one bedroom apartment. It took me months, and it’s actually terrifying, but it also interests people. Like. No one responds to “I have an eight and a half foot tall statue in my living room” with “okay”.

Having hobbies isn’t just a way to meet people, it’s a way to learn new skills, grow as a person, and have something you can look back on and say “I did that”.

If you spent all your time alone building or making things you’d probably feel a lot better about the time you spent alone, and doubtlessly people would pick up on that

I haven’t read any of this research because, like, the only feelings I have about pedophiles are outright contempt and a small amount of pity for the whole fucking destructive evilness of it all, but I’ve been told having access to drawings and images and whatnot makes people more likely to act on their impulses.

And like. I don’t think images of CSAM in any form, no matter how far removed they are from real people, actually contribute anything worthwhile st all yo the world, so like. I dunno.

Really couldn’t give two squirts of piss of about anything that makes a pedophiles life harder. Human garbage.

A good actor?

I’m sorry, but John Lithgow may very well be one of the best actors alive. Definitely among the GOATs. The dude is a master at what he does.

Happy to share google drive link to you priv1ately if you’d like.

Why can’t I help but feel that this is target anti Lemmy ragebait?

Oh, won’t somebody please the think of the children! My poor pearls are in ever so much ranger.

This is the kind if shit you started seeing more and more of on reddit as the end vitrification started.

I opened my smart TV and removed the Bluetooth/WiFi PCI card that was inside it.

Good fucking luck connecting to something you privacy invading piece of shit.

We already do.

Its stupid easy, in fact.

Like. Total time of actual configuration for replacing all the faces and voices in the Empire Strikes back with my face and my voice was like 3 hours.

I think that some people are just assholes. And other people are too sensitive.

Sometimes its a bit of both. Sometimes its one or the other.

I enjoy mercilessly shit talking people who mercilessly shit talk me back. But I have the social awareness to recognize when this isn’t appropriate, and to treat people the way they want to be treated, not how I want to be treated.

Hood news. The afterlife is the same thing as the before life. Remember that? The 4 biillion odd years or so before you existed? Exactly.

I pirate everything. Because fuck you that’s why.

You’re not from America are you?

I ask this because you seem to actually grasp what’s happening.

I haven’t laughed so hard in a month. Thank you for that.