“Technology” aka portable fence

Wagga, please

You’re using a UI?!?? 😡

too much cheese

Whaaaaaa? 🤯

New Yorkers: 😠

Italians: 😠

Hawaians: 🍍

Everyone else: 😠 (for some reason everybody looks very invested in the pizza debate)

I like your boldness anyway

Could you please stop raging so much? It scares the machine. Thanks for your cooperation

There’s probably enough human DNA in these burritos burgers to create a full American football squad

Guess who didn’t come to the wedding of his son, who coincidentally bears the same name?

Word count: 126

All caps words: 15 (excluding acronyms)

All caps ratio: 11.9%

Unnecessarily capitalised words: 9

Unnecessarily caps ratio: 7.1%

Exclamation marks: 12

Quotes: 4

Pants shid: 2 (estimate)

Unhingeness level: 7/10

Is this today’s parlance for a good old jerk off? I can’t catch up with the youth

‘Hey Strongman, a banyan tree fell on my grandma again. Haha. If you don’t mind’

‘It’s ok. Hrrrrrhhhhhh’

That’s not very sus? Well I disagree, and BTW I saw you in the engine room, what were you doing? Maybe you’re the one with impostor syndrome

Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

I think that if you take a train to Guyana, you must already be in Guyana

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railways_in_Guyana

Before the invention of triangles by Pythagoras, all trains were round

Do you know a good package to decompress and read jpgs that could compile overnight (incl. dependencies ofc)? Can’t seem to open your image properly

I am not being political when I talk about this. Next: I receive Catdolf Hitler himself.

3 months later: “Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females.”