Bonus: Alex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls
This is what psychopaths think parenting is.
Based alex hirsch moment
Common W moment
chatgpt solving reptilian problems that nobody has
peter thiel is anagram for reptile, and sam altman, satan’s lamb.
peterthiel
thereptilesamaltman
satanlammThe first kinda checks out, but the second definitely doesn’t. If you interpret it as German, Satan-Lamm kinda works if you ignore the fact that it should be Satanslamm in that composition.
Le Sam Altman = Me Mall Satan
Me Mall Santa similarly works
Did chatgpt tell you those are anagrams?
On the instant I knew this was a satire.
Then I looked who the OP was.
Fucking can’t make this shit up.
Anyone who would willingly listen to an AI-generated podcast is a person I have zero interest in ever interacting with. I feel like once you learn someone is actually doing that, a serious intervention is required.
NOT talking to Your Children is the EXACT Family Values JESUS teaches!
-Republicans!
Thank you for your Attention in this Matter.
Jesus didn’t even have kids. Based
There was a Scary Door episode about this.
Calling something out to be the plot of a fictional television series inside of a fictional universe and television series is wild stuff.
Wasn’t this stuff supposed to cure cancer? Instead, it’s making podcasts?
There are versions of these machine learning and statistical programs that are making headway in all sorts of medical research. That was, and is still happening.
I am starting to think that this whole ai push, along with making all these companies insane amounts of money at the cost of regular folks, is ultimately to further attack the human intelligence. The number of people I know personally and secondhand that let chatgpt make all their decisions, even the simplest ones. And they’ll use it as a truth source, treat it like a person (it’s not even anything close to approaching intelligence). It’s going to go poorly for us as a whole.
is there even much money in curing cancer?
did he hear it on the podcast that he’d generated
These people are using the hallucination generator to hallucinate hallucinations that help them hallucinate more hallucinations
These people really have no moat.
This is a totally shit feature but, but you could do this with Qwen3-tts.
Their moat was supposed to be overwhelming compute, which they said was a necessity to produce frontier models and that only an American monopoly could produce. Three years later it’s not a monopoly but an oligopoly, the diminishing returns on compute are devastating, and China is humiliating them with models that aren’t really even focused on the English language.
I mean atleast show the effort to search actual podcasts that might interest your kid rather than having chatgpt produce made-up ones. But then searching doesn’t burn as many tokens and it is Sam Altman who is suggesting this lol.
But for am I supposed to display my dominance over my children by asking them for information?
I agree with the sentiment, I really do. However, do yall have kids? Remembering their friend’s birthdays and knowing their bizarrely inconsistent schedule is not what they are talking about in the car. Fortnight, bike rides, complaints about tests? All of that - absolutely. The after school science fair? LoTR day at the library? Basketball Practice meets at 6:00 tonight instead of 7:30 because the coaches other kid has a karate exhibition? Exactly none of is coming up.
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This is the sort of weird, performative rage from the Left that helps no one and selfishly serves only themselves.
Quoting it because this is the most surreal take I ever heard.
“Hey y’all these leftists and their… Talking to the kids! Amirite?!”
Furthermore, nothing about the OP was political — unless being an attentive parent is divisive and left wing.
I knew it was going to be deleted. I just had to quote it because of how ridiculous it was.
