Felony
Vendetta
Omelette is a good name for a cat
Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.
Valencia hits close. Or Violeta.
Bidet
Incontinentia
Incontinentia… Incontinentia Buttocks.
Nausea
Malaena
Ovary
Repugnancia
Triskaidekaphobia
If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.
Luci as a nickname, of course
The cultural context on this is weird, because it’s even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.
Do you have a source for that? I’m curious.
Wikipedia has a very thorough write-up on Lucifer as a name in the Bible, though it doesn’t directly mention the Revelations chapter.
It’s worth noting three things:
- The Isaiah usage is from Hebrew הֵילֵל בֶּן־שָׁחַר Hēlēl ben Shāḥar, “bright son of the dawn” or “bright son of the [Canaanite] god Shāḥar’” - the Greek and subsequent Latin translations meaning “light-bearer” or “morning star” should be taken with a grain of salt.
- The Revelations usage is from Greek ὁ ἀστὴρ ὁ λαμπρός, ὁ πρωϊνός o astír o lamprós, o proïnós, “the bright and morning star”.
- I’m not aware of any material conceptual link between the two. They were written nearly a millennium apart, so there’s plenty of cultural shift and difference in linguistic context.
“I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give this testimony to you for the churches. I am the root and descendent of David, **the bright morning star**.” - Revelation 22:16
Chlamydia
Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.
Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic
Oh my god, they were ROOMMATES!
Toxic Yuri energy
Oubliette
I forget what this is.
Don’t worry, we’ll throw you into a doorless, windowless room that’s only accessible by a hatch in the top until you remember how to look it up
Tsunami
Cappuccino
Fellatia
Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it
This also made me think of the love interest from Saul of the Mole Men named Fallopia
Also vagina.
