Biggest mistake was naming the cat Milkshake.
And they’re like: it’s fatter than yours
Damn right it’s fatter than yours!
He could eat you, because my cat’s a barge.
Barge barge barge barge barge
Yes he’s fat. His favorite food is little children!! 🐈⬛🪄🪄
Sounda like they wanna cook and eat it. Take the leader down first. Hard. Then there will be one or two more heroes. The remaining ones always run.
Dont forget to say something like ‘just remember, you wanted this’.
😂 My man Kenshis
Don’t worry. Fat or not, that cat has this under control. It’s good to tell the kids where he likes to be petted, if he does. But there’s no need to supervise, just go find the bandaids.
Cats teach kids about consequences.
As I heard someone say once, “Cats will teach you about consent.”
In one of my houses a couple neighbor kids would ring the door bell to see our cats.
It was a little girl about 6 and a boy that was like 3. Loved that block.
Everyone got along mostly and we would all hang out together.
We even got all the kids to help us clean up a messy / unsightly sidewalk near a vacant house to encourage trick or treaters to come down for halloween.
In one of my houses
Landlord spotted! 😛
Nah, I would never be a land bastard. I am a renter and have moved around a bit as a result
Any neighborhood where 7 kids are outside together doing anything that isn’t illegal is doing something right.
You have to face the fact that your cat is famous and you’re not.
Trick or cheaters for chonkers
What to do is put the cat on a diet if people can notice how fat they are across the street.
Can i pet your titties?
