I will not believe these CEOs until they replace themselves with AI.
Old man yells at ai
Someone should use AI to flood his company with emails, customer service requests, return requests, service tickets, etc. Just an endless avalanche of AI generated demands that must be dealt with immediately. And let it go on forever.
better yet make every phone in every office, industrial park and warehouse ring. “Hi can I speak to Jensen? oh he’s not there? will you take a message? FUCK OFF CLACKER!”
ring ring over and over again, flood those voicemails and make them hang their head every time it rings.
Someone should replace these useless bags of shits with A.I
Old people’s opinions are often the result of failing biological hardware, or wetware if you prefer. He should focus on anti-aging instead of forcing people to use comical tools used to make farting fat men for anything serious or important.
Maybe he should fly on an AI piloted airplane until it lands right.
Planes actually have pretty sophisticated autopilot. I would like to see him fly on a plane piloted by an LLM though.
Yes but I consider avionics to be almost quaint compared to the complexity of modern computers and software. A FADEC is still just a FSM, deterministic, and based on Boolean logic.
From what I’ve seen of this new-fangled AI stuff all the kids are talking about, it seems the ideas of IF-THEN-ELSE or functions, or code itself, are about as relevant as rubbing sticks together to make smoke, not even a fire.
Being able to run zillions of “parameters”, whatever they are, on endless quillions of petabytes of “training data” to get … something… is something that’s beyond my ken.
But I still think we should shove this old stinker in an AI-designed and flown plane. Have you read this novel:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incompetence_(novel)
He didn’t predict AI, but rather, a future that makes Idiocracy look preferable.
urged workers to keep relying on AI tools even when they fall short. If AI does not yet work for a particular task, he said, employees should “use it until it does”
My honest reaction:
Honestly at this point I could kill these rich old fucks with my bare hands and feel nothing.
Not even a little bit of happiness? 😁
Relief maybe.
“I promise you, you will have work to do.”
Usually thats slang for, get ready to be laid off.
Mailing out 1000 resumes a day is hard work. Maybe it could even be a line in your resume:
“Automated heavy email output using multiple AI tools.”
The whole thing with using AI at work is that you have become a trainer, and once the trainee can do your job, well, you no longer have a job.
Typical CEOs that have no idea what the fuck AI actually is that just want you to use ai.
Jensen is actually pretty savvy, he knows exactly what it is and what’s its purpose.
It’s whatever runs on Nvidia chips, and it’s purpose is to sell Nvidia chips.Yeah. It’s just the current band wagon he jumped on. Crypto was the previous one and gaming was the one before that.
Anything to sell more chips.
Seen like that it did help destroy the video game market. But with gamers cheering it on.
Diablo 2, C&C, Red alert, Commandos, Point&Click, … the best games are not about 3D graphics, fight me!
Thankfully indie game devs haven’t forgotten that 2D is the best and good stories matter.
A shame there are no AAA games though. In the original sense. I bet it would work too but no, microtransactions and dark patterns it is.
Back when videocards were mainly for playing games, Jensen specifically was very explicit about his idea that games will not sell cards forever and they need to find a way to sell cards an mass for some other purpose (I still don’t think he was right, but oh well). They did and still are doing a lot of very important scientific work, applying their stuff for research, from chemistry to astronomy, very cool stuff. Unfortunately, science pays less than virgins gambling on math equations, so that became their main focus after some time.
But man, imagine the parallel world where we spend as much time and energy on science, as we do now on autocomplete that can fool idiots.
Billionaire… For now.
If Nvidia tanks he’ll be a measly hunded-millionaire.
P.s. large margin of error I have not deeply analysed Jensen Wang’s stock holdings for a shitpost.
How fucking accurate was Silicon Valley? Huang maight be in the Dos Commas club soon.
That’s a pretty low net worth considering Nvidia’s market cap.
I assumed he could afford to start Jurassic Park for real by now, purely to skin a T-rex for his jacket collection.
T-Rex scapula spatula.
That’s my favorite 3rd wave Neo Ska band.
He is the insane one
If AI does not yet work for a particular task, he said, employees should “use it until it does”
Uh, using the AI doesn’t train the AI, bud.
I think the lesson Jensen is pushing here is “use it until you learn to stop complaining about it”
Or “use it until you figure out how to fix all the errors it gives out in every permutation”
Genuinely, this is the driving misconception people have about AIs right now. That somehow everybody using them is making them smarter, when really it’s leading to model collapse
Can you help correct this for me? Don’t you feed them valuable training data and exposure to real world problems in the process of using them?
No. AI models are pre-trained, they do not learn on the fly. They are hoping to discover General Artificial Intelligence, which is what you are describing. The problem is that they don’t even understand exactly how training even works. While engineers understand the overall architecture, the specific “reasoning” or decision-making pathways within the model are too complex to fully interpret, leading to a gap between how it works and why it makes a particular decision.
My assumption wasn’t that they learned on the fly, it was that they were trained on previous interactions. Eg the team developing them would use data collected from interaction with model v3 to train model v4. Seems like juicy relevant data they wouldn’t even have to go steal and sort
That’s true to an extend, but the interactions are only useful for training if you can mark it as good / bad etc (which is why sometimes apps will ask you if they were useful). But the ‘best’ training data like professional programming etc is usually sold at a premium tier with a promise not to use your data for training (since corporations don’t want their secrets getting out).
You can’t train ai on ai output. It causes degradation on the newly trained model.
First: that’s wrong, every big LLM uses some data cleaned/synthesized by previous LLMs. You can’t solely train on such data without degradation, but that’s not the claim.
Second: AI providers very explicitly use user data for training, both prompts and response feedback. There’s a reason businesses pay extra to NOT have their data used for training.
yep ai training on ai is totally making things better…
Well that logic perfectly explains why some people keep making AI generated content even when others say they don’t want it, keep pushing slop until we do!
I would not be surprised in the slightest if the cause of Nvidia drivers being absolute dogshit lately is because this absolute fucking MORON is forcing the devs to use AI to code the DRIVERS. THE ONE THING YOU DO NOT WANT FUCKING AI MEDDLING WITH.
If Microsoft did it with Windows 11 (which resulted in various SSD failures for a bunch of people), I have no doubt in my mind that Nvidia does it too.
THE ONE THING YOU DO NOT WANT FUCKING AI MEDDLING WITH
I mean… I can think of a lot more than just that one thing
…yeah, that list is way too extensive to mention, but I also said that because if you are programming something that literally makes your hardware be understood by the operating system, it should not have coding that is not created by a human.
What is up with the drivers?
In a word - instability. Downgrading driver versions for Nvidia cards is not an uncommon troubleshooting step now, which is not ideal.
AMD had poor drivers because they were inexperienced
Nvidia has poor drivers because they’re shoving AI in all their holes
That’s binary blob drivers for you, you just try different versions and hope it gets better someday.
One of the big advantages to open source drivers is that you can do a bisect to track some new breakage back to a specific patch. Sure, most people don’t know how to do that, but there’s a lot of people who can. And then the problem gets fixed for everybody.
The most recent Linux driver limits the resolution of my HDMI output to 1080p for a 2k res monitor
But 2k is 1080p
“In consumer products, 2560 × 1440 (1440p) is sometimes referred to as 2K” this is what he means. And what most gamers refer to when talking about 2k.
It’s not 2k though, there are 2560 lines. 2.5k is more accurate.
Yeah I stopped updating ym drivers when I had several times an update that just broke everything. Fuck that I will stick with a version I know works
It wasn’t that long when Jensen was just the funny guy who’d come out and announced a bunch of cards and say some wacky shit, everyone outside of the tech press would ignore him and that was that.
Kinda miss those days
I wouldn’t wish Billionaire’s Disease on my worst enemy.
if he wants to prop this bubble up he needs to sign more titties
Miss the days where he didn’t exist.
He’s asian Gavin Belson. I love his live demos where nothing works.
Were you even alive then?
No, but I will be.
Exactly timing depending on guillotine availability
“I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence,” he added. “I promise you, you will have work to do.”
I think every task that can be automated with LLMs is already automated. It’s just that it’s a very short list.
Among them CEOs and some politicians.
While I agree CEOs don’t do much work. We still need a person there, because code can’t be held accoun- nevermind, that ship has long sailed.
“A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.”
- IBM motto, 1979
Although at this point our computing philosophies from that era are ancient history according to these shortsighted people.
Guess his golden parachute isn’t quite ready yet.
